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Sub-Forums: PNN Editorial

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Sub-Forums: "The Never Let You Down" EF Forecast*

I heard you give good thread...so take drunk and lash out...feed or be fed upon...read or be read...click or ...nevermind*... It might get ugly. Don't be afraid to cry though...your tears sustain us and everytime you sob an angel gets it's wings

Sub-Forums: 911--Logbook and reports from the Streets

Turn a card, Roll the Dice, Spin the Wheel, Pull the Lever...Place your bets Gentlemen...just keep your hands off the white woman...I'm serious

File it here.

Groceries in the Gloo?

If you don't report it then it couldn't possibly have happened.

The owner-operator of this very website has always maintained he is the greatest fisherman on the eastcoast...since the 90's...other than stealing his catchphrase and or schtick like a CF jackoff... can you prove him otherwise?

If the prop ain't propping...the pistons and pistoning, the engine ain't engining, and the boat aint acting worth a damn either...come tell us whats wrong and let's see if we can figure something out...

They taste delicious.

Sub-Forums: Duck Hunting, Other Species

NASCAR, Formula One, Excite Bike*, and the like

Those ballclubs gotta move the "chains" if they want to win the ballgame. There are a lot of opportunities out there on the field...if only those kids could just capitalize on them then maybe they can walk out of there with the "W".

Sub-Forums: PN Parlay and Pick'um

"He one bad ripper yeah. I hear he break his stick he shred so bad" "Scrub it kook!"

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Where did you go? What did you see? Plan your trips. Post a Pic.

The hunt for the big dance is a grueling affair...one which exists through hard work, determination and perseverance...these ballclubs are only as good as their next "W"...

National Geographic searches this very website...(on this very day...the day of my daughters wedding)...for new photographers...so submit your best work here...actually National Geographic has no idea this site even exists..I want to be abundantly clear about that...i was trying to trick you...

Buy low...Sell high...thats how you roll...it's not show friends it's show business...or some such...

Sub-Forums: Employment

Discuss your latest creation and how best not to stain your silk shirt.

Sub-Forums: Penny's Home Kookin, Restaurants, Clubs, Bars, and Hot Spots

My Unit is Broken.

Measure once...cut twice...

So you just saw a super groovy movie and think it will make you look cool to search out some scenes and show us how hip you are...Maybe you want to give a review because you of all people are some sort of authority on cinema...well...we doubt it..........................Annnnnnnd Scene

Sub-Forums: Sticky

We probably won't like whatever you listen too but we might click play before "Clicking Out"

Sub-Forums: Tango Kilo

Life, Family, Kids, Best Gals, Ex Best Gals, Wives, Ex Wives, Creepy Monsters*, Bossman, Booky, The White Man, Hope and Changers, Employees, and anything else that is worthy of venting on...Get it off your chest...we'll listen...might even pretend to care...who knows...

Let's face it...we all like to watch the chilli dick rubberhead, Mahi* naming, Radical Turbo-Christian* crowd pass judgement on anyone that doesn't agree with their views. They are our Jerry Springer, Taliban, and trainwreck all rolled up in one. We can't deny that we are fascinated by Douchebaggery. It's unhealthy to pretend we aren't entertained by these people...so let's put it all out there...let's stop hiding our feelings...let's study the toolbags...try and figure out what makes them tick...Pencils Up

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You mess with the CRAB you get the CLAW

Sub-Forums: Regurgitated Internet Bullshit By Schoolsout

My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma

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